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Posted: 04 September 2004 at 5:34am | IP Logged

There is a bill of $50 lying on the floor. Santa Claus and a Smart blonde and a dumb blonde walk by. Which person would have picked the $50 bill?
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the dumb blonde of course, because a smart blonde and Santa Claus do not exist!



Edited by chocolate - 04 September 2004 at 6:17am

kaleidoscope Goldie
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Posted: 04 September 2004 at 6:23am | IP Logged
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
- she called me to get my phone number.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- she tried to drown a fish.
- she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- she tripped over a cordless phone.
- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- she studied for a blood test.
- she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left"
she turned around and went home.
*Anjali* IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 04 September 2004 at 8:04am | IP Logged
HAHAHA, these are really funny choc!!
preet_86 Newbie
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Posted: 01 November 2004 at 6:53pm | IP Logged
LOLlol!
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