Golmaal begins!
Next day…
Armaan was waiting for naina
at the airport in his car when he realized something and panicked.
To his utter distress he
found out that he had completely forgot and had not checked his mail in the
morning and had no clue as to how naina looks. He immediately tried to call
navin in his cell and ask him to send a picture of naina, but again he saw that
he had left his cell in the charger the previous night and forgot to bring it
along with him.there is a famous saying that 'when misfortunes come, they never
come single!!'
Aggravated and sighing, he
made his way to the phone booth at the airport.
Armaan- hello navin!! Main armaan…
Navin-(excited) hey buddy...kaam ho gaya kya??aur woh bhi itni jaldi!!man u
r awesome!!
Armaan- uh, navin actually ek
problem hai...
Navin-(tensed) well what
happened? Did anything happen? Did she suspect u or something? Did anything
happen to the plane? Is she okay?
Armaan- woah calm down
man…itne questions…actually no problem of that sort, the plane hasn't arrived
yet, its just that I can't make out as to exactly who 'she' is?(putting it in a
round about way)
Navin- kya bak raha hai yaar
subah subah…I sent u her picture din i?
Armaan(slyly)- well…erm…I
kinda forgot to check my mail in my nervousness…
Navin- wat!!! U
idiot…(calming down)ok …no problem I'll send her picture to ur cell..check it out…
Armaan-uh…I don know how to
put it yaar…actually I left my cell at home too…
Navin-wow!! This is
awesome!!! I can't believe I trusted somebody like u with my life and u…do u
realize that my reputation is at stake here???
Armaan- hey chill bro…its not
too late…we can very well abort this plan…
Navin- wat!! Noways…I cannot
make a fool of myself in front of everybody, especially raj…he'll laugh the
hell out of it…u should carry out this plan no matter wat…u can't back out at
the last moment…
Armaan- it is easy for u to
say…it is not u who is actually doin it are u?
Navin- well obviously I can't
come and participate it in my sister's abduction now…can i? And raj has also
denied any kinda help…I am glad that he at least allowed us to use his
bungalow….
Armaan- so then now can u
give me any identifications as to how she looks?
Navin- well she looks really
pretty…(lost in the moment and getting all affectionate) the face of an
innocent child but believe me she is the worst prankster u can ever find…
Armaan(bangs his head on the
phone stand) navin!! I din ask u to 'praise' ur sister or her features…can u
tell me how she looks like in how shall I know it is her…u know that would be
really helpful(sarcastically)
Navin- oh!!(Thinking) Well
she is coming to India na so she will probably be in her traditional outfit…look
out for a girl in salwar and u will find her…
Armaan- do u even realize how
that sounds????Almost half of the ladies are gonna be in salwar…do u want me to
go behind everyone and ask them?????
Navin- that would be a lil
weird wont it?
Armaan- a little!! Ok forget
that I asked u…I will have a placard with her name on and then she will think I
am from home and probably come with me…
Navin-(hurriedly) nooo!!! Don
do that…she strictly told dad that no one should come from home to pick her
up…so that wont be of help….probably she will ignore u on purpose…
Armaan- then how about
suggesting an alternative Mr. Smart head…
Navin- ok wait…I remembered
something now…she'd mailed me recently saying that pink is her funda now…so
probably look out for anybody in pink…
Armaan- this is as stupid as ur first idea….there could be lots of women wearing a
pink salwar…
Navin- well this is all the
help I can give as of now…besides it ain't my fault that u left the picture at
home…
Armaan- erm…nothing is ever ur fault its always us….can u be more supportive here…u
r not helping very much u know…
Navin- ok listen..she is
about 21, and she loves vibrant colors, so look out for anybody who wears pink
salwar or something like that and who is about the same age…and to just double
check ask her anything and if she retorts angrily then u have my sister…but be
careful and don say anything too obvious….
Armaan-(sighed) hmmm…I just
hope this works…but I am warning u if anything goes wrong I am backing out…
Navin- come on buddy…maine tumhe bhai banaya hai…I know u can do it…besides wat
on earth could go wrong….
Armaan was not even listening
to the conversation as something caught his attention.
Navin- hello!! Anybody
there!!!!
Armaan-(coming out of his
trance) erm.. navin gotta go…I think I just saw ur sister…(without thinking) man she is beautiful….
Navin-(annoyed) hey!!! Mind
it she is my sister…keep ur
distance boy….don show off ur
reputation in front of her…
Armaan- don worry I know well
how to handle pretty girls and (slyly) don be tensed coz I wont cause her any
harm..
Navin- oh no u got me wrong…I
am not worried about her…I am worried about u…u'll land up in a lot of trouble
if u mess up with her…
Armaan- we'll see about
that…anyways…I am off to my duty…c ya…
Armaan saw her coming towards
the exit and her eyes were searching for a taxi…this was his chance…he went and
stood beside her and decided to offer her help…he went near and she suddenly
turned and their eyes met….and armaan was completely bowled over by her
beauty…she was looking so adorable that words failed him…all the while she was
looking at him with a confused expression…
Armaan- erm…naina…
Girl- excuse me…
Armaan –(remembering navin's
words of not being obvious) mere matlab hai naina…aapke nain…bohat khoobsurat
hai…they r mesmerizing…mann karta hai usme doob jaoon…
She gave him a disgusted look
and busted off… while he slapped his forehead and followed her…when they
reached the taxi stand, he offered her a drive.
Girl- look mister…don u have
any other work…
Armaan-(suddenly cooking up
an excuse)of course there is infact I am doin exactly that…main yahan aapke
liye aaya hoon…
Girl- hello!!! Mind ur words…
Armaan- oh no u got me all
wrong…I am not that type…actually mujhe aapke liye bheja gaya hai…
Girl-(not convinced)acha
kisne bheja aaapko…
Armaan-
erm…well…woh..actually haan rahul haan haan rahul…rahul ne car bheja hai aapke
liye…
Girl- (thought for a while)
rahul ne bheja (still unsure)
Armaan- ofcourse
(confidently) rahul ne hi bheja hai…pls come with me…this way…
Girl-uh…but he din say
anything about this..anyways it's ok…I ll go by a taxi…
Armaan- oh pls…I
insist…besides rahul would be very very upset (pretending to get worried) if I
don get u safely…
She thought for a while and
then got into the car thinking that he was probably from home and armaan
couldn't believe it as it was sooo easy. It was contrast to what navin had
described naina to be…she gave him the address to which he said that he knew
the way and drove off. They din have any
conversation except for monosyllables, sometimes they stole glances at each
other…armaan admiring navin's beautiful sister while she was annoyed by his
continuous staring!
They reached the bungalow and
asked her to come in. She was reluctant at first but then he assured her that it was ok….and led her
inside…
After making her comfortable
he made a call to navin (from the lanline ofcourse) and informed about the
success of their mission.
Finally naina was kidnapped.
Hurray!!
***
Ahluwalia residence.
Raj had come to visit Mr.Ahluwalia, just to be there and offer his
condolences for naina's abduction. This was planned by navin so that they won't
come under suspicion.
Navin could barely keep his
excitement intact and was having trouble wiping off the smile off his face. Mr.
Ahluwalia was busy in his preparation as he wanted everything to be perfect and
did not notice navin's goofy behaviour.
Raj- namaste uncle…kaise hai
aap? (As he touched Mr. Ahliuwalia's feet)
Ah- main tiik hoon beta tum
kaise ho?
Raj- ji bilkul tikk hoon. Aur kya haal hai uncle?
Ah- bas kuch nahi sab tikk taak chal raha hai...tum bohat ache mouke pe
aaye ho beta aaj meri gudiya aane waali hai london se...
Raj- (pretending to be
surprised) oh i see....ye tho bohat khushi ki baat hai...kahan hai aapki
beti...
Ah- bas aati hi hogi…main bhi
wohi soch raha tha…time tho ho gaya….
Navin- relax dad…bachi nahi
hai..aa jaayegi…
Ah- chup nalayak…mere liye
woh tho bachi hi hai…
Navin glared at raj who was
giggling at Mr. ahluwalia's comment…suddenly the door bell rang.
Navin went to open it and he
got the shock of his life….
***
Armaan- ji aap kuch
lengi…chai coofee…cool drinks…
Girl- ji no thanks…bas ye
batayiye ki dadi kahan hai?
Armaan- (surprised) dadi???whose
dadi…I thought ur dadi had expired long ago…that's wat navin told me…
Girl- navin!!!who is navin???
And mind it mister my granny is alive and very much active…
Armaan- lagtha hai India ki hava
khaane se aapka dimaag kharaab hogaya and ur talking nonsense...
Girl- hey u....dimaag mera nahi tumhara kharaab hai...pata nahi rahul ko
kaise kaise dost mile hai?
Armaan- (not thinking)rahul!! Rahul kaun hai?
Girl-(surprised) wat do u
mean rahul kaun hai? Rahul jisne tumhe bheja tha…mujhe dadi se milwane ke liye…
Armaan- kya bak rahi ho...i
don know any rahul (suddenly realizing that he used it as an excuse) oh u mean
that rahul…well woh tho bas bahana tha tumhe lane ke liye…ab India mein jise
dekho apna naam rahul hi batata hai…in fact I think 70% of the boys have this
name….ab dekho na sharukh khan ke bhi
aadhi movies mein naam rahul ya roha hi hai…so i just tried my luck and
it clicked…waise who is ur rahul…any new boyfriend haan haan…(waggling his
eyebrows)don worry u can tell me…I wont mention it to navin…
Girl-(shocked and annoyed)
shut up!!! Just shut up!!! Stop this nonsense….i don understand anything…for
godsake who is navin….
Armaan- (amused) woah calm
down…I know u hate ur brother but u shouldn't be asking it like this…
Girl- brother!! Whose
brother!!! I don have any brother…now just get me out of here…I wanna go home…
Armaan- relax naina…don worry
…u r in safe hands…
****
navin opened the door and saw
the person in front of him…shocked….
navin- tum!! Tum yahan…tum
yahan kya kar rahi ho???????
person- haan main yahan…mera ghar hai tujhe kya hai…ab hato mere raaste se…
The person went forward and
hugged Mr.Ahluwalia. Raj was a lil surprised as to who this girl was…while
navin's head just reeled with the turnover of events…he din know how to
respond….
Ah- kaisi ho beta?(hugging her) Trip kaisi rahi….
Person- trip bohat acha
tha...aap sab kaise ho...
Ah- hum sab tiik hai
bacha…(turning towards raj) inse milo naina beti…yeh hai tumhare bhai ka dost
rajveer singh shekawat…(to raj) raj beta yeh hai meri gudiya…naina.
Raj- (shocked) naina!!! Aap
naina hai…aap yahan kaise…
Naina- kamaal hai…sabi yahi
pooch rahe hain…pehle navin, ab aap…
****
girl-naina!!! Naina kaun hai?
Armaan- kamaal hai...apna naam bhi bhool gayi...aapki tabiyat tho tikk
haina...
Girl- MERA NAAM NAINA NAHI HAI!!
Armaan- what do u mean? Tum naina nahi tho kaun
ho tum??
Girl- main…main ridhdhima…ridhdhima
gupta…..
Armaan- WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
****
navin- array naina tum yahan
kaise aayi…I mean itne dhair kaise ho gayi?
Naina- woh haan, meri ek
saheli ne mujhe invite kiya tha ek show ke promotin ke liye…isliye us se milkar
aa rahi hoon that's y I am late…
Raj- aap yahan …toh usne
kisko??? (and he stared at navin)
Naina- kya??
Kisne…kisko….kya main kuch samjhi nahi…
Navin- array kuch nahi sis ye
raj bhi na najaane kya kya boltha rehtha hai…tum aao betho na khadi kyun ho…
Naina- kya baat hai bhaai,
how come itna pyaar jhalak raha hai? Kahi mujhe udaane ka toh plan nahi banaya
na!!
And hearing that navin almost
fainted….almost…..
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