10 most stupid questions...

dolly1211 Goldie

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Posted: 17 January 2005 at 3:11am | IP Logged
People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!

Edited by dolly1211 - 17 January 2005 at 3:12am

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*~sheena*~ Senior Member

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Posted: 17 January 2005 at 10:47pm | IP Logged
Big smile lOLZ
mahn786ch Senior Member

Maheen,you will live on in our hearts
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Posted: 25 January 2005 at 8:00pm | IP Logged


That is so funny and you know the funniest part is that we actually ask these questions regularly LOLLOL

mango Goldie

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Posted: 25 January 2005 at 8:49pm | IP Logged
LOLthanks dolly
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