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Posts: 1089

Posted: 17 January 2005 at 2:54am | IP Logged
Hey all the men over here... no offence... take it easy.... Wink

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are.

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention
of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

*~sheena*~ Senior Member
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Posted: 17 January 2005 at 10:56pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 18 January 2005 at 3:45pm | IP Logged
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Maheen,you will live on in our hearts
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Posted: 21 January 2005 at 8:58am | IP Logged
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popkurn IF-Rockerz
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Posts: 5186

Posted: 21 January 2005 at 5:16pm | IP Logged
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*Anjali* IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 21 January 2005 at 9:07pm | IP Logged
LOL absolutely hilarious!! (no offense guys, but it was funny Big smile)
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Posted: 21 January 2005 at 10:29pm | IP Logged
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