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Hello



They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.



Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the toothbrush. Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but wanted to know and acknowledge the originating location. After a very long and exasperating study the researchers came to their conclusion as to the origin of the toothbrush. It was decided that the brush was invented by a redneck. Intrigued with the discovery, the researchers were asked by the media how they came to the conclusion. They all agree it was a simple deduction, "If it was invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush."

 

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Laughs



Hello


They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


A young ventriloquist is touring the South and stops to entertain at a bar in Texas.

He's going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says "I've heard just about enough of your smart ass hillbilly jokes; we ain't all stupid here in the South."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy pipes up, "You stay out of this Mister, I'm talking to the smart ass little fella on your knee!"

 

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


The complicated commercial lawsuit had dragged on for years and years.
'I've had enough of this,' said the managing director of one of the firms involved. 'Let's come to a compromise solution and settle out of court.'

'Impossible!' snorted the City solicitor. 'My firm is determined to fight your case right down to your last penny.

 

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Hello


They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


Holding a Grudge


A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will:


"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million."

The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million."

The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you are wrong. Hi Dan!"

 

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Posted: 02 October 2008 at 7:40am | IP Logged
hey
 
nice to see you back
 
 
but please follow the rulesEmbarrassed
 
please post them all in one post....not separately....you don't nee to edit it now since you've posted already....but please post jokes in one post in the furture....

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Posted: 03 October 2008 at 9:01pm | IP Logged
LOL
I liked the WILL one
Thanks for Sharing LOL

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Posted: 09 October 2008 at 7:03am | IP Logged
lol! i liked the 4th oneLOL

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