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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 4:44pm | IP Logged

A man died and went to into the skies. Yamraj met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, 'Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you - we've looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?' The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, 'Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of goons. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the gang. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!' 'I'm impressed,' Yamraj responded, 'When did this happen?' 'About two minutes ago,' came the reply.

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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 6:39pm | IP Logged
OMG ouch that must have hurt lol pulling the nose ring out lol
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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 8:05pm | IP Logged
haha! that is sooo funny! that means he died because of the giant dude!LOL
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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 8:53pm | IP Logged
Lol! LOL
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