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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 4:38pm | IP Logged

A Sardarji newly arrived in England, brought a car before he picked up the language or rules of the road. One day while driving in the countryside his car skidded off the road and landed in a ditch. Much as he tried, he could not get it move forward or backward. An Englishman passing-by who came to help him asked, "What's the matter, mate?" The Sardarji replied in his best English, "My car garhey mein phasing. Not hilling aggaey, not hilling picchey, only horn pee-pe karing."

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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 6:51pm | IP Logged

that is so true most people try to speak english as hard as they can but at the end the english man still doesnt understand lolLOLfunny joke

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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 7:58pm | IP Logged
LOLhehe. thanks manjot!LOL
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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 9:02pm | IP Logged
thats hilarious! LOL thats exactly wut happened to ma cuzin-they had a new student at skool from india and that student wanted to race ma cuzin and his white friend and hes like "lets go pujing"
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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 10:37pm | IP Logged
lol
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Posted: 17 January 2005 at 2:08am | IP Logged
LOL LOL
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