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Upgrading To Husband 1.0

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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 5:11am | IP Logged
 
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that
the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting rules,
limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as Auto-X 5.0 and NBA
3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail.

officer Newbie
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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 5:12am | IP Logged
 Dear Desperate,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0
is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2.
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and
Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave
files.

DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying
additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood
3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

Tech Support
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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 9:08pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 9:39pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 10:34pm | IP Logged
gr8 job............luved it......gud humor...............itz bringin tech into luv.....
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Posted: 17 January 2005 at 1:00am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL i read girlfriend to wife somewhere..........LOL
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Posted: 18 January 2005 at 7:56am | IP Logged
thanks................Wink
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