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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 8:08am | IP Logged
 80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are
Not Stupid" Convention.

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes
are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the
stage.

The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start
cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000
of you in one place and we have the world- wide press and global broadcast
media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."

So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected
sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts crying and the 80,000
girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER
CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,
eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"

The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says,
"Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to
their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "Give her
another chance! Give her another chance!"

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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 12:23pm | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 1:27pm | IP Logged
i have heard this one before but it is HILARIOUSLOL
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 3:17pm | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 4:46pm | IP Logged
LOLthat is sooo funny!LOL
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 5:40pm | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 11:21pm | IP Logged
Thats funny LOL
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Posted: 18 January 2005 at 8:00am | IP Logged
thanks everyone..Clap

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