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From: Nandkishor Nema Nema [SMTP:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, November 16, 1999 6:54 PM
Subject: Surdar strikes back with difference
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes
to
wash his
hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes
running
and
asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies,
"Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin' ".
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SantaSingh got up in the middle of the night to answer the
telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven
eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?" "No, this is eleven
eleven."
"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of
the
night." "That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer
the
telephone
anyway."
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Once Santa Singh broke his leg when he threw his cigarette butt
down the manhole and tried to step on it.
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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first
match on
the seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another.
It
wouldn't light.
The third one finally lit. He lit his cigarette, carefully blew
the
match
out and put it in his vest pocket."What for did you put
that match in your vest pocket?" "That's a good match. I'll use it
again."
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A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a
bystander
as to why are the guys doing what they are doing
The bystander A Marathon race is going on
Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?!
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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his
doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he
answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking
up
the phone
I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
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1. Then there's the one about the Sardarji
who brought his binoculars to a funeral where they were
going to bury a distant relative of his...
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2. The Sardarji Doctor to his patient: "It's very important
that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel
the
pain."
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3. There were these two Sardarji twins who looked so
incredibly
alike, that sometimes they borrowed money from each other
without the other really knowing about it
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4. One foggy evening two Sardarjis went out walking. One of
the
Sardarji was holding a flashlight, and suddenly he said to his
friend: "Why don't you just climb up this light-beam when I am
holding the flashlight upwards like this?"
His friend looked at him and answered, "No, I can't do that
Because if I did, you would just turn off the light, and I
would
fall down."
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5. The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he
cooked his ice-cubes before he put them in his drink.
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6. A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a
beautiful woman. He whispered into her ear, "I love you." She
smiled and whispered back, "I loveyou too!" There was a little
pause,
the Sardarji was thinking(??!!),then he whispered, "I love you
three."
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Q How can you recognize an surd in a submarine?
A He is the one with the parachute on his back.
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One sardar came to madras and wanted to do shopping in burma
bazaar.his tamilian friend told the sardar that the prices will
be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.
Sardar
went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000
Rs.
Sardar asked for Rs.1000.vendor told he can give for Rs.1800
for
which sardar told no,no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok, i will give
it
for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750.it was going on
like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give
the
sardar the stereo free of cost. "Our sardar asked whether he will
give
two."
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