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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 11:16am | IP Logged

 -----Original Message-----
 From:         Nandkishor Nema Nema [SMTP:nknema@hotmail.com]
 Sent:         Tuesday, November 16, 1999 6:54 PM
 Subject:         Surdar  strikes back with difference
 
 
 
     A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes
 to
     wash his
     hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes
 running
     and
     asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies,
     "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,  'Wash Basin' ".
 
 **************************************************** ******************
     ***
 
         SantaSingh got up in the middle of the night  to answer the
     telephone.
         "Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven
     eleven."
     "Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"    "No, this is eleven
     eleven."
 
         "Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of
     the
 
         night."   "That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer
 the
     telephone
         anyway."
 
 **************************************************** ******************
     ***
 
         Once Santa Singh broke his leg when he threw his cigarette butt
         down the  manhole and tried to step on it.
 
 **************************************************** ******************
     ***
 
         Santa Singh  tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first
     match  on
         the seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another.
 It
     wouldn't  light.
         The third one finally lit. He lit his cigarette, carefully blew
     the
     match
         out and put it in  his vest  pocket."What for did you put
      that match in your vest pocket?"  "That's a good match. I'll use it
     again."
 
 **************************************************** ******************
     **
 
         A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway.  Asks a
     bystander
     as  to  why are the guys doing what they are doing
     The bystander   A Marathon race is going on
     Sardar : What do they get from that?
         Bystander : The winner will get a prize
         Sardar : Then why are  the  others running?!
 
 **************************************************** ******************
     ***
 
         Santa Singh with two red ears went to his
      doctor. The doctor asked   him what had happened to his ears and he
     answered,
      "I  was ironing a  shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking
 up
     the phone
      I accidentally picked  up the iron and stuck it to my ear.."
         "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
         "But .. what happened  to your other ear?"
         "The scoundrel called back."
 
 **************************************************** ******************
     ***
 
         1.   Then there's the one about the Sardarji
      who brought his binoculars  to a   funeral where they were
      going to bury a distant relative of his...
 
 
 **************************************************** ******************
     ***
 
         2.   The Sardarji Doctor to his patient: "It's  very important
         that you  take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel
     the
      pain."
 
 **************************************************** ******************
     ***
 
         3.   There were these two Sardarji twins who looked so
 incredibly
      alike, that sometimes they borrowed money from each other
     without the other  really knowing  about it
 
 **************************************************** ******************
     ***
 
         4.   One foggy evening two Sardarjis went out  walking. One of
 the
         Sardarji  was holding a flashlight, and suddenly he said to his
      friend:  "Why don't  you just climb up this light-beam when I am
         holding the  flashlight upwards like this?"
      His friend looked at him and answered,  "No, I can't do that
         Because if I did, you would just turn off the light,  and I
 would
     fall down."
 
 **************************************************** ******************
     ***
 
         5.   The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he
         cooked his  ice-cubes before he put them in his drink.
 
 
 **************************************************** ******************
     ***
 
         6.   A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a
      beautiful woman. He whispered into her ear, "I love you." She
     smiled and whispered back, "I loveyou too!" There was a little
 pause,
     the  Sardarji was  thinking(??!!),then he whispered, "I love you
     three."
 
 
 **************************************************** ******************
     ***
 
         Q How can you recognize an surd in a  submarine?
         A He is the one with the parachute on his back.
 
 
 **************************************************** ******************
         One sardar came to madras and wanted to do  shopping in burma
         bazaar.his tamilian friend told the sardar that  the prices will
     be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half  the price.
 Sardar
     went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000
 Rs.
         Sardar asked for Rs.1000.vendor told he can  give for Rs.1800
 for
     which sardar told no,no only Rs.900.  Vendor told  ok,  i will give
 it
     for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for  Rs.750.it was going on
     like this when finally vendor out of irritation said  he will give
 the
     sardar the stereo free of cost. "Our sardar asked  whether he will
 give
    two."
 

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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 5:13pm | IP Logged
Thnaks smisha! those are hilarious!
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 12:31pm | IP Logged
lolzzzzzz hilarious! LOL
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 1:17pm | IP Logged
thanx smisha i like ur avataar too
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 11:29pm | IP Logged
Lol! LOL
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