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Paheli Senior Member
Paheli
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 11:14am | IP Logged
 Smile I know we have more women readers, but, I do not wish to offend anyone. Sorry if I do, but I thought some of the comparisons are cute and so true!!! Wink
 

1.Men are like .......Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2.Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3.Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

4.Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5.Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6.Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7.Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8.Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9.Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10.Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.


11.Men are like . .. Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming,
how many inchesyou'll get or how long it will last.

12.Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.Men are like ........ Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

*~sheena*~ Senior Member
*~sheena*~
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 12:36pm | IP Logged
lolz Big smile
popkurn IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 1:14pm | IP Logged
hehe lol
rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 5:10pm | IP Logged
lol......LOL
Minnie IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 9:09pm | IP Logged
LOL
shahidlover24 IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 11:15pm | IP Logged
Thats hilarious! LOL
*Anjali* IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 12:49am | IP Logged
omg!!! LOLLOL that was too good!
meghavi IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 9:48am | IP Logged
LOLLOL..thanksLOL for sharing!!LOLLOL

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