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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 9:56am | IP Logged

 1.    The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are standing on.

 2.    Auto-mechanic to customer : I'm afraid you have more of a problem than I anticipated Your battery needs a new car.
 
 
   
3.
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone!"
 
 
 
     
4.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
 
     
5. 
President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were once visiting a state fair when a prize rooster was brought to the attention of the first lady, "This rooster does its love duty up to eight times a day, ma'am." A surprised Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Please pass along that information to the president." Having heard the comment, Mr. Coolidge asked the rooster owner, "Eight times a day, eh? With the same hen?" The owner replied, "No, sir, with a different hen each time." The president replied with a smile, "Please pass that along to Mrs. Coolidge."
 
 
 


Edited by Minnie - 14 January 2005 at 9:58am

rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 5:17pm | IP Logged
hehe, thanks minnie!LOL
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 12:29pm | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 1:17pm | IP Logged
lol thnx minnie thats funnyClap
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Thats funny LOL
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LOL LOL
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