SMS Jokes

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Joined: 25 August 2004
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Posted: 01 September 2004 at 1:01pm | IP Logged

Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my mind. I wish I would start my day with U in my Bed. I Love Ur Feel to my Lips. U just make my day. I Love You. NESCAFE :))

When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view.

People Live.. People Die.. People Laugh.. People Cry.. Some Give Up.. Some Will Try.. Some Say Hi.. Some Say Bye.. Others may forget U but... Never Shall I ;;)

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya :))

There is a meeting at Mental Hospital all doctors, nurses & attendents are present but meeting have not started Bcoz patient is busy in reading this SMS.

Take My Eyes but let me c u. Take my mind but let me think about u.

Take my hand but let me touch u. But if u want to take my heart, its already with U.

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shotos his friend to death. Wife says "If you behave like this you will lose all your friends".

Friends are like pieces of puzzle. If you lose one .. it will never be Complete again.

Just want you to know you are one of the pieces, I cant afford to lose.

Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.

Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?

Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....

Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.

My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

Que : What is the similarity between Sardar n donkey ???

Ans : Both look cute when they are young but they get into transport business when they grew up.

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