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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 8:56am | IP Logged
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night in their tent, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend, "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered a bit and replied, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then said, "Watson, someone has stolen our damn tent."

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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 5:18pm | IP Logged
haha! I have heard that one but it is hilarious!LOL
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 12:28pm | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 1:19pm | IP Logged
OMG!! LOL"Watson, someone has stolen our damn tent." LOL
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Posted: 15 January 2005 at 11:23pm | IP Logged
Thats hilarious! LOL
sweetyvk Senior Member
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Posted: 16 January 2005 at 11:51am | IP Logged
LOLLOL...
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