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Hindi remake of Titanic...

Gracella IF-Stunnerz

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Posted: 11 August 2008 at 11:29pm | IP Logged

Hello shello people!!

I just saw this in my inbox and thought of sharing here...LOLLOL


If TITANIC was made in Bollywood

If the Titanic was made in India!
*There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.*

*There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white dress, singing
in the rain.*

*By the end of the movie the hero would find his long lost mom,
dad, sister and brother.*

*It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with three intervals.*

*The movie would be called "Pyaar Kiya To Marna Kya".*

*The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother
will float in the freezing cold water for days and yet...survive. *

*The villain will drown in the first drops of water.*

*The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a

*None of the people would float for long because of the saris.*

*The orchestra would play Raghupati Raaghav Raaja Raam and ring
gantees, and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to
another ship.*

*And can you imagine how many times we would hear BACHAOOOO


What say....Would a hindi remake have all the things mentioned above..?Big smile
Can u come up with more..things that could make a better hindi remake of Titanic?Wink


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shijhu IF-Rockerz

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Posts: 6799

Posted: 12 August 2008 at 3:11am | IP Logged
hahahahahaha isse better to yeh hi ho sakta hai ki am playing da role of rose dawson and imraan khan jack hehehehe waah kya baat hai kya thought nikal ke aaya haiCool
-Believe- IF-Stunnerz

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Posts: 27263

Posted: 12 August 2008 at 3:51am | IP Logged
If i make Titanic in bollywood it will be a comdy movie.....
Jack(akshy khanna) alive(escaped)LOL..............he remember.....the incident after many years.......................
and Bhoodi Kate(kareena) bi think the same........................
Villan(her wouldbe) should be Paresh Raval......Wink
Jack met her in Ship...Then ek song.........'Aaanko main teriiiiiiiiiiiiii ajab si ajabsi adayae hey'....
Jack is cartoonist.....He make Kate's hot cartoons........TongueLOL
Ship captain...Om puri...........Ship ki breakdown ho jata hey...then everybody jump.....Wink
then blah blah......................
Jack reach a unknown Island ,he married n settle thereBig smile........Kate move with diff boat...she also married n settle there....Wink
after long gap......
JAck saw kate in Discovery channel....then
They meet each other.......TongueKate says....let meet My children n your children with Our child....WinkTongue
Happy endClapTongue
ASHiiEx33 IF-Dazzler

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Posts: 3078

Posted: 12 August 2008 at 6:38am | IP Logged
princezna IF-Dazzler

Joined: 01 February 2006
Posts: 3944

Posted: 12 August 2008 at 6:51am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL... too gud ...
& moreover If this movie cms from Rajshri Prod. toh samjhi songs ki bahar... 12-13 songs toh jarur hote.... LOL
Vitna IF-Rockerz

Joined: 31 October 2007
Posts: 9245

Posted: 12 August 2008 at 2:52pm | IP Logged
haha... u said it all gracy noffin to say!! except dat jack turns out to marry some1 else!!! hehe..
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