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jagdu

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Posted: 09 August 2008 at 3:55pm | IP Logged
1. what is your biggest gripe about adults??? (presuming you are one too...)
Children are the future. Give them attention and not all the other adults around you.

2. you are at a pricey, classy joint for dinner...the kind has long table cloths that reach the floor...and in the middle of of an exquisite bite of an enchanting dessert...your leg gets pinched...you look down and you find someone sitting there....what would you do??? (this question is to let you explore your wild side Wink )
Pinch them back.

3. if you were a bird for a day....who would be the first person you would hunt down to poo on??? pick someone from the IF Evil Smile Evil Smile Evil Smile
All those who have been banned.

4.  what is the one word that almost makes you laugh...or at least smile...
Food.

5.  dus it bothr you whn sms lingo hs tkn o'er de world lke dis???
Nope. If you can't beat 'em, join em.

6.   what is the best excuse you can give...after you have given a lousy kiss???
Want another chance.

7.  does spiderman suck back the web etc.. that he spins after he uses it???
He spins it back on his finger.

8.   these days everybody seem s to be "smart and clever" and "run of the mill"  what in the world has happened to being just "normal" and "run of the mill"???
Morarji desai might have answered that question with a question. What's the question?
9.  you have just been appointed a new pr chappie for pfizer.  your first assignment is to come with good line that will pull up (no pun intended) the sales for Viagra....
(this question is because i thought some of your answers were very creative...)
"Remember what you have to take tonite to become the wild thing>"


10.  if you were a fortune cookie...what would you tell

a. caryn: you have lots of potential.

b. giri: gemstone of IF. The more it's polished, the more valuable it gets.

c. jas : our dazzler will take us to dizzy heights.

d me: grow up.

e meli:you're the best. and will always be.
 
f ambi:Rattle vadivelu, don't let him rattle you.
 
g RP:our crazy queen who brings us the most hilarious updates, keep it up.
 
h nallu:did you enjoy your birthday? humko ruppurt bhejo.






Edited by jagdu - 09 August 2008 at 3:56pm

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Posted: 09 August 2008 at 6:44pm | IP Logged
Netra really enjoying grilling Jags hereLOL 
Here comes more Qs, okay..I stole or more correctly borrowed this one from NibblesEmbarrassed

Jags, plz choose other colour than black to reply n many of your replies cracks me upLOLLOL

   The best thing about you?

Your worst habit?

What time is it?

Why?

What's your favourite colour?

If you had a chance; which one of your I-F friends would you shhhhhlap?LOL

If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still
working?


If
Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

If your
vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

How do you know when a
Smurf
suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

If a word in a
dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

If the #2
pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Do
tea makers have coffee breaks? 

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet
paint he has
to touch it?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?



Edited by meli - 09 August 2008 at 6:44pm

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Posted: 09 August 2008 at 9:11pm | IP Logged
hehehe, meli or atina when trouble comes up Tongue
 
Shocked Caryn as side kick, man she gonna chase u around IF lolROFL   n dun u dare to bring d chickens to my houseAngry
 
Me,Shocked grow up?? u sure wann me too?? them ambi will be badly missing the old netra if she grows upROFLROFL
 
Excellent answer jagsClap. Thanks to meli for giving us a chance to know you better ...... see you in next seat Wink

jagdu

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Posted: 10 August 2008 at 12:20am | IP Logged
 The best thing about you?

Your worst habit?Mels, eating and sleeping are bad babits. If people worked harder and ate and slept less, the world would be a lot more economical.

What time is it?10.52 p.m PST

Why?Because the sky is so high.

What's your favourite colour?Black

If you had a chance; which one of your I-F friends would you shhhhhlap?LOLWe all know the answer to that. At least Karthi and I do.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done? Play cricket for my club.

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire? My dear, you're badly wrong. Welcome to Ca. USA where we have many man made fires.

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour? Ask Bon. Due to her fears of the environment I started riding BART after several years of driving.

What's the speed of dark? 1/2 the speed of lite.

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still
working? Ayyo, that's why Bimba the Art Hut of  Bangalore is still working for the poor, mentally retarded and to make all t he artisans of Inda happy.


If
Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends? Because there are characters like Spongebob squarepants and Dora the explore and many other characters who are children;s favorites.

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?
Already answered. You only live twice per Ian Fleming.
How can a house burn up when it burns
down? Contact Toll Bros., Shapell homes, or our builders, Lennar homes. They should have better answers than you or me.

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing? Our toilet bowl downstairs is a bit worse. Have learnt to see more the more positive side of things.

How do you know when a
Smurf
suffocates? Am not sure that I know every thing like some people think they do.

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular? There is this thing called independence which has no value.

If a word in a
dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know? It is as hard as pronouncing my real name for any American.

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting? Cricket is a game of glorious uncertainties.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected? Would'nt you appreciate life a lot more if you did not have any expectations?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say? milk makes a body good.

If the #2
pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2? If that were true every one would be born with a gold, not a silver spoon in their hand.

Do
tea makers have coffee breaks? As long as they can say en cylcle a pidi ya in English.

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead? Already answered?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts? Because Bengali's will never accept the fact that Subash Chandra Bose died.

 

Why is abbreviated such a long word? Because Example can also be written as Eg. etc., ie. that is, etcetera.

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet
paint he has
to touch it? Because people in India believe more in astrology than science.

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk? As long as Milkha singh who won the Olympics for INDIA coes not translate to Singh is King.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked? A;readi aksed and answered?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injection? So criminals will go straight to hell and never experience heaven?





Edited by jagdu - 10 August 2008 at 12:30am

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Posted: 10 August 2008 at 11:18pm | IP Logged
Congrats JagduClap,
 
Now I have 9 pages to readShocked
 

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Posted: 11 August 2008 at 9:03pm | IP Logged
Congrats Jagdu...............now u're out of this hot seat.
 
U'r answers were brilliant,nice knowing u buddy.
 

jagdu

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Posted: 13 August 2008 at 10:55am | IP Logged
Mighty Meli, many thanks for making my stay pleasant.
Netra, Kad(bury)s, Caryn(g), Jas, Ho, Sura, Atina, Elja, Suram and & Giri and all the other pals who did not ask questions(Like Giri at least I hope thay you will read the pages)
 
love
Jagdu.
 
P.S. Like someone said somewhere, no on should have any adverse feelings about the answers, because they are all in good fun.

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Posted: 13 August 2008 at 6:32pm | IP Logged
Jagdu, I thought your answers were all great. I had a good time going thru the pages. As I said earlier, Delhi brings back great memories for me. I didn't live in any of the places you did, we lived in Karol Bagh for a year, Ashoka Road for a year (National Defence College flats) and then Netaji nagar for four or five years, and finally the multi-storeyed flats on Ring Road (I think it was RKPuram Sector 23) D Block for a year. Since all this happened long before you were born - I left Delhi in 1973, it just brings back some very nice memories of my school etc. I studied in CJM behind Gol Post office, and we used to walk down to Bengali Sweet House down Bangla Sahib marg and have rasmalai. I just like the thought of talking to someone from Delhi, hence the tendency on my part to go on and on. Sorry about that.

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