Kuch Kariye - Movie Review

Kuch Kariye is a film made to feed Sukhwinder's ego. Sadly the reviews are going to hurt his ego a lot!

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Cast: Sukhwinder Singh, Shreya Narayan, Javed Khan

Director: Jagbir Dahiya

Kuch Kariye – Brain Hemorrhage

Kuch Kariye begins with the title song, sung by Sukhwinder (obviously), with his voice reaching the highest level of decibels. The visuals are bits and pieces of the film in a sepia-sketch mode. Then we're taken to a funeral where Rishi (Sukhwinder Singh) claims he's lost his love, his friends. Flashback. It's the town of Dehradun where Rishi is teaching a few kids music and his girlfriend rushes in to inform him about a crisis. Rishi goes to check out what the fuss is about. Apparently, his neighbours have thrown out all their stuff to demonstrate that they have a huge problem with their live-in relationship.

So Rishi and his girl Alpna (Shreya Narayan) go to the city where live-in relationships don't cause too much furor – Mumbai. There they meet a writer who wants to erase the dividing lines caused by caste or creed. They also meet another guy who wants to make it in the movies. Thanks to this second fella, the foursome get a huge bungalow to stay in. How? Well, he brings the watchman's son (who's the caretaker in the absence of the real owner) a photographic souvenir and the gesture is so touching that he lets them all stay! Wow! Never knew getting a place to stay in Mumbai was so easy!

The story progresses and another hot chick Roza (Khuahhish), who is actually inheritor of the bungalow, is added to this group. All five want to make a movie based on their friend's script. But wait, who will finance? Boo hoo. No one! Finally Roza's uncle, Mr. Money Bags agrees to finance it. Okay, now we know how pathetic movies like this one are made in Bollywood.

Sadly, like it's revealed in the start itself, the movie never reaches completion. But Rishi single handedly tries to tackle the 'negative elements' of the society. That's what I think the film is about.

The film is filled with songs, all sung and performed by Sukhwinder. But even thou he has a girl, he keeps dancing with other chicks over songs that go – ishq ki chillum bharle, mahoul garam karle. Sukhwinder, the sleaze king? Hmm…

The dialogues are so frustratingly poor, they make you want to scream. Here's a sample – '9 ke baad 0 aata hai. Aur aapke hisaab se saare aadmi bekaar hain.' Huh?!

The time when you can't take it any more is the song where Sukhwinder travels a poorly animated galaxy with his shirt open. We really didn't need to see that!

Just steer clear of this one!

Rating: *

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  • Posted on: 24 April 2010 at 12:03amdesi chic

    Acting and singing are two different dimensions... He's a brilliant singer, but acting is not his thing. I think we figured that before the movie came out, but anyhow!


  • Posted on: 23 April 2010 at 10:49pmAnn_92

    lolz...can't stop laughing

    sukwinder stick wit singing
    v dnt want anymore bad movies in bollywood

  • Posted on: 23 April 2010 at 6:08pmMariQuestFilms

    lmaoooooooooo funny review He should stick to singing..

  • Posted on: 23 April 2010 at 4:47pm4rosegirl1

    omg gross wat he is 50? omg wats wrong it him now im never gonna think of him the same way ugh gross. him shitless i dont even wanna c the promo.
    i nvr new he was gonna be in movie until this review.

  • Posted on: 23 April 2010 at 4:05pmpriyapiya

    Never Seen this kind of a review before......
    Sukhwinderji I think it is better of you staying in the Singing field.........

  • Posted on: 23 April 2010 at 3:43pmsana1111

    arre Himesh ka jadu audience and viewers per nahi singers pe hi chal gaya.Sab Hero ban rahe hai.LOL

  • Posted on: 23 April 2010 at 1:24pmcurry-sistah

    Lolz @ the review.

    aww.better luck next time sukhwinder.:/

  • Posted on: 23 April 2010 at 1:12pmdesicrowd

    I like Sukhwinder as a singer but gosh ppl shud realize what is their actual ability...

  • Posted on: 23 April 2010 at 12:01pmlive_life

    Funnnnnnny review...i almost died laughingg! poor sukhwinder lol, he should stick to just singing.

  • Posted on: 23 April 2010 at 8:46amNKSUDHIR

    PMG, he cannot even talk in public properly and he is a lead in a movie????
    He was so bad as a judge few years ago, now actor????
    I respected him more as a singer, when he did not speak or act.
    Sukhiji, there is so much competition in singling, so please concentrate on your singing and stay in business and stop showing your poor acting.

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