Warning: Not for the faint-hearted, short fuse spirit fans. Read at your own risk, only, if you're sport enough to take cynicism amicably!

Here they are again! The annual tongue-in-cheek ode to the worst accomplishments of the year gone by, Ghanta Awards, 2012. A spin-off of the usual award ceremonies, where the idea is to recognize those contributions to the world of cinema that our industry could best do without!

BollyCurry brings you a summary of this year's list of anti-laurels!   

Worst Breakthrough (for the worst new actors/actress): Nargis Fakhri for Rockstar

Worst Couple: Ranbir Kapoor and Nargis Fakhri for Rockstar

Worst Item Number of the year: Dhinka Chika from the film Ready

Worst Supporting Actress: Hazel Keech for Bodyguard

Worst Supporting Actor: Prateik Babbar for Dhobi Ghat, Aarakshan, Dum Maaro Dum and My Friend Pinto

That's Anything But Sexy: Kangna Ranaut for anything involving Kangna Ranaut in Rascals

W*F Was That: Sonam Kapoor and Shahid Kapoor for how Sonam Kapoor (Aayat) & Shahid Kapoor (Harry) don't manage to exchange a measly phone number over 10 years in Mausam...

Worst Story Ripoff: Desi Boyz

Worst Actor: Salman Khan for Bodyguard and Ready

Worst Actress: Nargis Fakhri for Rockstar

Worst Director: Anees Bazmee for Ready and Thank You

Worst Film: Ra.One

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And with that, we round up the Cynics' award list, hoping fervently that the (dis)honoured stars shall hereby take into account the meagre but definite thinking audience, and oftener than occasionally cater to this dwindling lot with revised standards.

Disclaimer: India Forums and BollyCurry bear no role in the compiling of this award list. It is strictly a reported article.

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